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=Script=  //"Education is the best provision for the journey to old age"// Aristotle


 * __Fuller Sheet__**

Character: Extremely arrogant, yet uneducated. Mainly content less ranting, but unintentionally makes very good points about trusting people without question. Uses the phrase “I just know” numerous times. Slightly Parodies Michael Moore / Brooke Howard-Smith. Concentrates on Project W’s lack of information rather than accumulating his own. Supposedly well-known conspiracy filmmaker. Believes that the film is primarily about him. Frequently talks to crew.

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Fuller Sheet Filmmaker and Conspiracy Researcher Based in Hamilton

The whole thing is, in colloquial terms, a load of crap. This is just another over the top attempt to keep the public living in constant fear, you know these government types. The worst thing is that they talk about it like they know it all, when really, even if he did exist, and not to give them too much credit, but I highly doubt they’d know as much as they say they do. //Basically it’s a lie, the whole thing, a lie, I just know.//

I wanna deal with these kinds of problems because the PEOPLE deserve to know the truth, and despite what the “people” behind Project W say, the truth is not what the people are being given. What kind of world do we live in where there are worldwide cooperation’s dedicated to a lie? Who knows how much money is being poured into these things? Just so that the people have something to fear, and so that the government, and Project W can play superhero. It’s ridiculous. All the time they spend “searching”, they are really just trying to eliminate anything that doesn’t go with their story. The general media feeds it as well, I just know, they take money from these cooperation’s to put their fake unfounded information on the air, and illustrate them with their doctored photos and set-up videos. It’s the people like you (gesture to filmmakers) and I that really tell the truth, and help to take the fleece from the wolves.

I don’t see how so many people fall for this whole Project W crap. I mean, they give so little information yet expect people to believe that this “Wally” guy is out there, and even causing some kind of mayhem. They don’t have any foundations, their arguments don’t hold any water, for gods sakes they couldn’t hold sand. Apparently evidence is no longer needed to prove anything. Yet they don’t give any evidence and people think it’s all been proven, I just know. You guys know what I mean right? (Gestures to crew)

If I told you there was some guy travelling from god knows where to god knows where completely undetected by any airport security or border control, would you believe me? What if I told you he was at every major disaster caused by man since the 80’s? No, you wouldn’t. How about if I told you that the government made something up? You might not believe me, but is it not far more plausible? Although I don’t see why you wouldn’t believe me, I’m Fuller Sheet! There is no reason for you not to trust me; I am doing the world a big favour here. Now you may be thinking to yourself, “Fuller? How so you know all of this?” My answer to you? I just know. I think we’re done here.


 * __Jerry Tails__**

Character Description: Takes job far too seriously, overly aggressive and emotional at times. A member of the official Project W. Family man. Slightly parodies James Hetfield in “Some Kind of Monster”. In the interview gives personal opinion and back story, tells about Project W, and some information on Wally, from history and present day.

The minds of millions were and have remained baffled to this day. Not only by the mans whereabouts, but also just who he is, or even whether or not he is the single entity that the world commonly believes him to be. There are so many nay-sayers and non-believers, even some who go so far as to put the whole project in jeopardy in the name of comedy. They can laugh all they want but the fact of the matter is that //the man is a menace// and needs to be found, and no one else seems to want to do that, that’s where we come in.

The whole reason I got into this job is because I want to make the world a safer place, and this case in particular I believe is one that needs to be solved, the sooner the better. I’m a family man, I’ve got another kid on the way right now, and a world where this man is still on the loose, is not the world I want another child to be brought up in. Although we can’t pin him to any of them, Wally has been spotted at every major human-caused disaster since the 80’s. He was at Tiananmen Square, he was at 9/11, why would one individual be anywhere near both of these events unless they were involved. This is why we need to find him. The first story we actually ever heard of Wally was in January of 81 where a “Mysterious man in Red and White” was seen prior to an arson attack on a house in New Cross, London, which killed 18 people. The police of course wanted to question him, but could never find him; they got the first artists sketches by account of the witnesses that saw him. There have been fake pictures of Wally in Nazi Germany that people have made and claimed we created as a way of making it look like the Wally issue is all some big conspiracy to keep the public in check, the truth is we have never claimed to have seen a record of Wally before 1981.

Recently Wally activity has skyrocketed. Back in the 80’s sightings were reported once or maybe twice a month, usually only ever from England, but occasionally the other British Isles as well. However in more recent years reported sightings have increased exponentially up to once or twice in a single DAY, not only from England, he has been spotted on every continent including Antarctica. What this has meant is that the original Project W that began in England in the early 80’s, eventually had to extend and create more branches, the first being in Russia in 84, then the US in the same year, by the 90’s they had branches everywhere. Japan, China, South Africa, India, Australia, which in 92 became the Trans-Tasman Wally Effort with offices in Sydney, Perth, Darwin, Christchurch and of course right here in Auckland. We’re just a small part of a huge network of the bigger scheme of Project W.

This massive increase in sightings of course poses the question how can this be one person? One man cannot possibly be in so many locations without being tracked, and travel halfway around the world within a matter of a few hours, which he appears to have done on numerous occasions. The only way we can know if there are more than one, is when we catch him, and the activity continues, because the pictures and videos either look like the same person or are not clear enough to tell if there is a difference, and there are only so many compared to the amount of reports we get from around the globe.

We of course deal with the copycats and impostors from time to time, and it’s disappointing. There was one time in fact, that I actually thought I had single handedly ended the search just two years ago when I was still just a pawn in the game. I found him, caught him, took him in, called my wife, made plans to celebrate, but later on while me and my family were at dinner I got a call from the head of our office, and it turned out that the Wally I had taken in was actually a prankster, from a television show called Pulp Sport.

Sorry, can we stop rolling please? Look just gimme a minute, I know you’re making this film, I’m real happy for you, and Ima let you finish, but I just need a minute okay? (Argument until he eventually leaves) I’m done, I’m no longer gonna be a part of this.

(__ has decided not to return for interviewing at this time but has given permission to use any footage that we recorded in the original interview.)


 * __Dr Johann Shanley__**

Character description: Psychologist. Calm and collected, doesn’t make assumptions, seems to be well educated and level-headed. Believes that Wally exists but that there is no reason to be chasing him and that he has done nothing wrong, all links to crime are either coincidence or incorrect. (eg analysis of photos prove that Wally was not in a particular location.)

//The man is innocent.// It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see that. I firmly believe that he exists and sure, he’s an odd character, but I also believe there is no reason to waste so much time and effort looking for someone who clearly hasn’t done anything wrong. I mean, what do we do when we find him, and finally realize that there was no real reason to, other than self-satisfaction? The thing about him is that since no one knows anything about him, if a story comes up, it’s difficult to decide whether or not it is valid. As hard as it may be, I think its better he remains a mystery.

Now I can’t be sure that it’s an intentional move, it could be, but that’s not what I’m saying at all, but the people at Project W have actually allowed the media to release a lot of shady or even blatantly false information. Contrary to popular belief, Wally was not at the Tiananmen Square Massacre, and it has been tested and proven time and time again. The thing is that the photograph that supposedly showed Wally at the massacre was not actually doctored, it just appears that he is there. This is where the conspiracy theorists run into trouble a lot of the time; they can’t really just point the finger because it could have been an honest mistake. What I think happened is that the people at Project W became maybe a little overenthusiastic with the idea of Wally being the bad guy, saw what they thought was him, alerted the media, literally, and now they just don’t want to admit they made a mistake, but of course that’s just my opinion. Yeah but anyway upon further analysis, it turned out that “Wally” was actually a giant candy cane, what it was doing there we don’t know. The whole obsession is what I think fuels all of the supposed sightings.

In a way I feel sorry for those associated with Project W, especially those members who are lower on the ladder, who are perhaps in addition lesser or ill-informed, just in the way that it’s become so big and it’s only getting harder as they get closer, then the situation get hotter, but it comes to early and both are left disappointed, the public, and Project W themselves, when they can’t follow through. Although I’m all for comedy, a lot of comedians take their actions too far and interfere with the project which I think is perhaps a little excessive. Like there was one case in the Auckland branch a few years back where a new guy apparently thought he had caught the genuine article, they actually managed to hold the story going on the air at the last second, but the guy actually spent a lot of money he didn’t have because he believed he was set for life. What eventually happened is that he lost his job, his family fell apart, and he ended up living with his mother. I heard the story through a colleague of mine who appropriately also lost his job.

Wally actually has a LOT of support that we know of, there are hundreds of conventions worldwide every year where people go and show their support. They don’t want him to be found, they like the mystery. They all don their Wally attire, which means that Wally himself could easily attend these conventions and could probably not be picked out. Project W actually took advantage of this once where they stormed a convention in, I think it was Henderson, and searched the entire place, the people who were there were treated like hostages, it was terrible, for some reason it never became a news story or anything but a few of the victims who Project W are meant to be protecting I might add, ended up becoming clients of mine, they were traumatized by the incident. I don’t think their actions were justified.